It has a nice ring to it

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America  X
Amimica X
Amexica 

[busker]

If Trump wanted to buy Mexico, he'd find a lot more interest

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2 things ive learned recently:
People can become illegal or legal at anytime by changing the law
All kinds of people can be pardoned
He doesn't have to buy it, we can just change the name, united states of amexica

Did you get the pronoun reference for a bonus?