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No orange cones or ribbons
Just common sense
Keeping 20 dogs from jumping
Gleefully through puddles
Of sewage backing up
Where the septic tank
Floods everytime it rains
Just common sense
So you get to bathe all of them
Right now
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Working with dogs:
Youre either crazy,
Or you will be
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(This post was last modified: 47 minutes ago by CRNDLSM.)
I actually have a picture of mitsi
When I first met her
She jumped onto the baby gate
One clean jump, all four feet
Perfectly balanced
So I wasn't surprised when they called me
Because she escaped
They weren't surprised either
Of course it happened before
Last time she ran straight behind the dumpster
Shivering, cowering, but not gone, all good
So there was no reason whatesoever
To let their mom know
Who couldnt be more surprised
The sunday after Thanksgiving
Mitsi hadn't run straight to the dumpster
But just kept running
So when she calls me, im driving on Bluetooth
My kid in the backseat
I'm going to sue you! Im calling the police!
You are going to go to jail!
You will never get another job!
I will make sure you are ruined!
So help me if you dont get my dog back
You better pray
Im running late because im in another city
Taking care of 40 dogs on my own
If anyone will be short staffed on a holiday
Without a babysitter, its me
So by the time I arrive, everyone else
Has already been called in
What am I doing here?
Its 9 o clock at night, wandering
The streets looking for a tiny black dot
But this is all I can do
So when the neighborhood app finds her instead
I pack up and go home
'That lady was really mad'
I forgot my kid heard everything
She was upset they lost her baby
But its okay now, she was found
So dont you worry about me alright?
Have a Happy Thanksgiving
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