Waffle Stomp (creedence Clearwater parody)

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Breakfast pizza ate it whole
Coffee didnt help at all
Oh no! Exploding out like water
Caught me sitting on the bowl
Theres no paper on the wall
Oh no! Time to take a shower

I had to go! So I waffle stomped the drain
I had to go! So I waffle stomped the drain
Watch it all wash away

Good thing im already gross
Squish it in between my toes
Oh well! Plenty soap for all that grime
Some would say it smells like shit
I dont know im cleaning it
Oh well! Had to put it somewhere

I had to go! So I waffle stomped the drain
I had to go! So I waffle stomped the drain 
Watch it all wash away