07-08-2013, 01:00 AM
Hi Serge, (How's your sunday going?)
I always enjoy your poetry, although nine times out of ten I am completly lost as to what the hell it was all about. The most exciting thing in ciderland that even remotely could be considered relatable to cocaine is the dimazapane for the horses. So my ability to be able to connect with sex, drugs and world vice rings is limited to the conformation of the stallion, horsebox journeys and if the mare is a difficult breeder! As to culture...does being able to identify six breeds of beef cattle count? But I love reading your poetry...it's like going on an alternative holiday.
Alcohol I can relate to, but sadly making cider is not as glamourous as some might think it is. It involves a lot of trees, tractors and dirty pipes. (and the blending is a hideous job that takes place too early in the morning before the palate is shot to pieces with tea & coffee).
Amazingly I sort of got this poem so I'm guessing you are at least partially sober and I can report you have done a good job on getting the images communicated to the plebs. (which would be me in this case)
All the best AJ.
I always enjoy your poetry, although nine times out of ten I am completly lost as to what the hell it was all about. The most exciting thing in ciderland that even remotely could be considered relatable to cocaine is the dimazapane for the horses. So my ability to be able to connect with sex, drugs and world vice rings is limited to the conformation of the stallion, horsebox journeys and if the mare is a difficult breeder! As to culture...does being able to identify six breeds of beef cattle count? But I love reading your poetry...it's like going on an alternative holiday.
Alcohol I can relate to, but sadly making cider is not as glamourous as some might think it is. It involves a lot of trees, tractors and dirty pipes. (and the blending is a hideous job that takes place too early in the morning before the palate is shot to pieces with tea & coffee).
Amazingly I sort of got this poem so I'm guessing you are at least partially sober and I can report you have done a good job on getting the images communicated to the plebs. (which would be me in this case)
All the best AJ.