09-24-2013, 03:56 AM
I’m not a nice guy and I don't give a toss,
Around the time I awake.
Unreasonable as my red-faced boss,
I snub like a pet shop snake.
I don't care
If it's not fair.
Turn that light off -
I can't stand the glare.
Don't turn on the light,
Don't tell me your thoughts,
Don't care what the news says today.
Don't care what you think.
This trash bag is full.
The coffee pot’s empty. Hooray.
Just leave me alone.
I really don't care.
Stay out of my way.
I'll get breakfast somewhere
On the way to my lousy job.
It's not lack of caffeine
That makes me so mean,
It's YOU.
Good morning.
Whatever.
Have a good one.
I'll see ya.
Maybe it's not that I'm grouchy when tired,
Maybe that's not a fair call.
Maybe I just can't be bothered quite yet
To pretend that I like you at all.
Around the time I awake.
Unreasonable as my red-faced boss,
I snub like a pet shop snake.
I don't care
If it's not fair.
Turn that light off -
I can't stand the glare.
Don't turn on the light,
Don't tell me your thoughts,
Don't care what the news says today.
Don't care what you think.
This trash bag is full.
The coffee pot’s empty. Hooray.
Just leave me alone.
I really don't care.
Stay out of my way.
I'll get breakfast somewhere
On the way to my lousy job.
It's not lack of caffeine
That makes me so mean,
It's YOU.
Good morning.
Whatever.
Have a good one.
I'll see ya.
Maybe it's not that I'm grouchy when tired,
Maybe that's not a fair call.
Maybe I just can't be bothered quite yet
To pretend that I like you at all.
"Certain things they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them be." ~Holden Caulfield

