Perfect Man

[tectak]

The perfect man is gentle,
Never cruel or mean;
He has a beautiful smile,
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a darn good father
And husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking,
Cleaning and vacuuming, too.
He’ll do everything in his power
To show his love to you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry in your name.
He’s a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never makes you cry
Or hurt in any way…
Oh, fuck this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay!


Being poetically challenged U know I didn't write this; author unknown.

Give me strength...no. Give me a gun.