Perfect Man

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"My complete lack of originality and depth was designed to mislead U."

It was hardly your "lack" as you did not write the piece.

"Being poetically challenged U know I didn't write this; author unknown."

I would say the author was also poetically challenged. Written in a simply, as well as simplistic, accentual trimeter, and while it is not metered, it does have a certain rhythmical quality, which he fails at with "He has a beautiful smile," as all three accents occur in the last four syllables. This is not rocket science, we were writing this stuff in grade school.

I really don't give a damn what your sexual preference is, but I do care when someone tries and proselytizes me with propaganda, especially when it is not even written by them.

Dale

Did u cum up with that all by yourself? I'm still sorta waiting for U to get to the point..

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The perfect man he comes with spares.
Two hand to hold me safe
Two feet to run to my aid
Two ear’s to listen for my needs
Two eyes to feast on my beauty
Two balls to keep his hands warm

And as it is well known the perfect man is not yet to be.

Pity! Eh!

Yup