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04-18-2015, 11:41 AM
Hi Guru, welcome to the site. I hope you enjoy yourself here.
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04-18-2015, 12:08 PM
Hi Guru - welcome.
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04-18-2015, 02:34 PM
(04-18-2015, 09:42 AM)guru305 Wrote:  Hello Everyone,

I go by the name of Guru. I am the owner of Poetry Vibe (link removed/mod) and I wanted to hang out with great fellow poets.

Anyone who self-titles him/her self 'guru' either doesn't understand the meaning of the term
or is suffering from narcissistic personality disorder.

This bodes well for you; without naiveté, ignorance, and egotism there can be no poetry.

Welcome.
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04-19-2015, 12:56 AM
(04-18-2015, 02:34 PM)rayheinrich Wrote:  
(04-18-2015, 09:42 AM)guru305 Wrote:  Hello Everyone,

I go by the name of Guru. I am the owner of Poetry Vibe (link removed/mod) and I wanted to hang out with great fellow poets.

Anyone who self-titles him/her self 'guru' either doesn't understand the meaning of the term
or is suffering from narcissistic personality disorder.

This bodes well for you; without naiveté, ignorance, and egotism there can be no poetry.

Welcome.

or . . .

they are Australian and meant to write "goo-roo"
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04-19-2015, 01:47 PM
(04-19-2015, 12:56 AM)milo Wrote:  
(04-18-2015, 02:34 PM)rayheinrich Wrote:  
(04-18-2015, 09:42 AM)guru305 Wrote:  Hello Everyone,

I go by the name of Guru. I am the owner of Poetry Vibe (link removed/mod) and I wanted to hang out with great fellow poets.

Anyone who self-titles him/her self 'guru' either doesn't understand the meaning of the term
or is suffering from narcissistic personality disorder.

This bodes well for you; without naiveté, ignorance, and egotism there can be no poetry.

Welcome.

or . . .

they are Australian and meant to write "goo-roo"

or...
 
"ewe-ewe"
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04-19-2015, 06:54 PM
(04-19-2015, 01:47 PM)rayheinrich Wrote:  
(04-19-2015, 12:56 AM)milo Wrote:  
(04-18-2015, 02:34 PM)rayheinrich Wrote:  
Anyone who self-titles him/her self 'guru' either doesn't understand the meaning of the term
or is suffering from narcissistic personality disorder.

This bodes well for you; without naiveté, ignorance, and egotism there can be no poetry.

Welcome.

or . . .

they are Australian and meant to write "goo-roo"

or...
 
"ewe-ewe"

Kiwi Guru? Hysterical
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04-19-2015, 10:41 PM
Ray is very fond of ewes. It's our secret though.
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04-19-2015, 11:32 PM
(04-19-2015, 10:41 PM)bena Wrote:  Ray is very fond of ewes.  It's our secret though.

He likes me? He really like me??!!
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04-20-2015, 04:34 AM
(04-19-2015, 11:32 PM)milo Wrote:  
(04-19-2015, 10:41 PM)bena Wrote:  Ray is very fond of ewes.  It's our secret though.
He likes me? He really like me??!!

I'm fond of ewes too, as well as ewes.
Rams ewes the ewes and the ewes ewes bene.
Ewe should try ewes, ask bene how ewe do it.
She know, she just a wooly ewe at heart.
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04-21-2015, 10:16 PM
Hi all! You look like a fun group to roll with. Been writing for a couple years now. Poems used to flow from my pen faster than i could think. Now they drip a line here, a line there. Eventually they start flowing together to form a puddle. So thought I would venture in here and see what comes of it. Looking forward to feedback and fine tuning. Also excited to let other's poems roll around and see if I can throw in my two cents. Thanks
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04-21-2015, 11:06 PM
Hi, Brownie, nice avatar. Smile Just click on the name of each workshop for the critique guidelines and jump in when you're ready. Hope you enjoy the site.
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04-22-2015, 12:00 AM
Welcome aboard Brownie.  We're every bit as insane as we seem to be, and closer than we first appear.

We've been having tons of fun in the NaPM thread in Milo's forum, if you care to join us.  Helps us blocked people loosen a few screws anyway.

Looking forward to reading your writing!

bena/mel.
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04-22-2015, 06:07 AM
PigPen has needed a Brownie for quite a while; know we have one!

Welcome (and don't leave 'cause it's bad luck when Brownies leave
[unless, of course, they throw a ewe over their left shoulder]).
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04-22-2015, 06:14 AM
Hi Brownie. I used to be a Brownie. Dib dib dib dob dob dob Smile
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04-22-2015, 06:55 AM
(04-22-2015, 06:14 AM)just mercedes Wrote:  Hi Brownie. I used to be a Brownie. Dib dib dib dob dob dob Smile

Hmm... chocolaty goodness.
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04-22-2015, 01:15 PM
Thanks all
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04-22-2015, 04:06 PM
(04-22-2015, 01:15 PM)Brownie Wrote:  Thanks all

You're sincerely welcome.

P.S. I liked your avatar at first, but after a few more looks I'm quite
certain it harbors impure thoughts.
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04-22-2015, 09:35 PM
Little invisible creatures that will be nice to you but if you piss them off and don't constantly keep them stocked in milk and cakes will render you friggin' eweless in the night?!! Ya, I'd say anything but pure...
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04-23-2015, 07:36 PM
(04-22-2015, 09:35 PM)Brownie Wrote:  Little invisible creatures that will be nice to you but if you piss them off and don't constantly keep them stocked in milk and cakes will render you friggin' eweless in the night?!! Ya, I'd say anything but pure...

I'm sorry if I offended any little invisible creatures (especially the invisible ones).
Milk and cakes are on the way (two day shipping from Amazon), I can only beg you not to eweless me.
Please, have pity,
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04-23-2015, 10:14 PM
Eweless Ray was a great ball player.
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