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< dog diaper >
(found ready-made)
The patents for this dog diaper
are basic patents
because they comprise
structural features
not contained
in prior designs
which only propose pouches
placed under the tail
which produce friction
against the anus
and do not prevent
the leakage of waste
outside the pouch.
This pouch
on the other hand
provides an entrance
encircling
the root of the tail
and the anal region
of the dog
and a top portion
formed either
as a sleeve
or straps
which are effective
in holding the pouch
by overlying the tail
and in association with it
keep the pouch
away from the anus
and allow enough room
to comfortably
discharge the waste
and to avoid
leakage
or friction
beneath the tail.
The issued patents are:
U.S. Patents: 4,537,153
4,779,573 5,146,874
UK Patent: GB2,187,374
Canada Patent: 1,254,456
EPO Patent: 0231171
German Patent: P 35 84 520.1-08
Belgium Patent: 85903909.1
Luxembourg Patent: LU-85 903 909
French Patent: EPO 0231171
Switzerland Patent: EPO 0231171
Australia Patent: 586828
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a brightly colored fungus that grows in bark inclusions
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Ray, this is too funny.
(05-19-2017, 11:44 AM)rayheinrich Wrote:
< dog diaper > (found ready-made)
The patents for this dog diaper
are basic patents
because they comprise
structural features
not contained
in prior designs -- like how this plays off of "comprise"
which only propose pouches
placed under the tail -- nice p's in here
which produce friction
against the anus
and do not prevent
the leakage of waste
outside the pouch.
This pouch
on the other hand
provides an entrance
encircling
the root of the tail
and the anal region
of the dog
and a top portion
formed either
as a sleeve
or straps
which are effective
in holding the pouch
by overlying the tail
and in association with it
keep the pouch
away from the anus
and allow enough room
to comfortably
discharge the waste
and to avoid
leakage
or friction
beneath the tail.
The issued patents are:
U.S. Patents: 4,537,153
4,779,573 5,146,874
UK Patent: GB2,187,374
Canada Patent: 1,254,456
EPO Patent: 0231171
German Patent: P 35 84 520.1-08
Belgium Patent: 85903909.1
Luxembourg Patent: LU-85 903 909
French Patent: EPO 0231171
Switzerland Patent: EPO 0231171
Australia Patent: 586828
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You did a really good job of keeping this flowing and keeping the read from becoming cumbersome. And it's in a place where I would never think to look for a poem (a patent or a dog's anus, either one).
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that thing doesn´t look like a oneway-product.
so, i wonder, is it really easier to clean those diapers than to clean the dog shit from the floor/ sidewalk?
but of course maybe in a few years it will be looked down upon when somebody walks a dog that just openly shits on the road. clever advertising strategies could help to promote such views.
we´re all lost.
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(05-19-2017, 04:29 PM)vagabond Wrote: that thing doesn´t look like a oneway-product.
so, i wonder, is it really easier to clean those diapers than to clean the dog shit from the floor/ sidewalk?
but of course maybe in a few years it will be looked down upon when somebody walks a dog that just openly shits on the road. clever advertising strategies could help to promote such views.
we´re all lost.
Look carefully, there's a disposable (one-way) pad holder with a pad in it.
And I guess it depends on if you have hard floor or carpets/rugs in the house and pavement or grass outside.
When dogs get old, quite a few develop urinary incontinence. Diapers are a gift from the gods in this situation
as cleaning up dribbles all over the house (or down legs) is much harder than changing a diaper.
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(05-19-2017, 07:30 PM)rayheinrich Wrote: (05-19-2017, 04:29 PM)vagabond Wrote: that thing doesn´t look like a oneway-product.
so, i wonder, is it really easier to clean those diapers than to clean the dog shit from the floor/ sidewalk?
but of course maybe in a few years it will be looked down upon when somebody walks a dog that just openly shits on the road. clever advertising strategies could help to promote such views.
we´re all lost.
Look carefully, there's a disposable (one-way) pad holder with a pad in it.
And I guess it depends on if you have hard floor or carpets/rugs in the house and pavement or grass outside.
When dogs get old, quite a few develop urinary incontinence. Diapers are a gift from the gods in this situation
as cleaning up dribbles all over the house (or down legs) is much harder than changing a diaper.
point taken, i wrote too quickly..
didn´t know dogs could develop incontinence.
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