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Pictures of Cute Animals I Would Have Sent
You if You Didn’t Fucking Kill Yourself
Look at that macaque! He’s got his whole hand
stuffed inside that other monkey’s howler hole,
he looks like he means business. Do not fuck
with that monkey. Get a load of this opossum,
what a frigging pimp! She’s got her belly loaded
with at least a dozen kits—pups? Subossums?
Possumites? Whatever they’re called, you’d love them
till they ate through all your shoes. Check out
this flying fox, and don’t you dare call him a fruit
bat—he’s lived too long to deal with people
who don’t even know him calling him
by his deadname.
A precious child of God, see how the sun
clings to his lips? Most likely he will die
before he lets go that banana.
I know you can relate:
last time we spoke, you swore
they’d never get you
wrong again.
You if You Didn’t Fucking Kill Yourself
Look at that macaque! He’s got his whole hand
stuffed inside that other monkey’s howler hole,
he looks like he means business. Do not fuck
with that monkey. Get a load of this opossum,
what a frigging pimp! She’s got her belly loaded
with at least a dozen kits—pups? Subossums?
Possumites? Whatever they’re called, you’d love them
till they ate through all your shoes. Check out
this flying fox, and don’t you dare call him a fruit
bat—he’s lived too long to deal with people
who don’t even know him calling him
by his deadname.
A precious child of God, see how the sun
clings to his lips? Most likely he will die
before he lets go that banana.
I know you can relate:
last time we spoke, you swore
they’d never get you
wrong again.