sound of crunching

[Wildcard]

A man trained his frog to eat twat
So he said to a girl, 'tell you what'
I'll let my frog eat ya
In fact I will treat ya
If he doesn't find the right spot

[Erthona]

What, what?!

Twirling tongue of toad,
explores the extant entries
of mad mirry mirkadon!

[rayheinrich]

   warm pond
   a frog jumps in -
   smell of tuna

[Wildcard]

smell of tuna
blind man says
'Good morning ladies!'

[billy]

good morning ladies
like to kiss a frog prince
i'm from over the pond

[Erthona]

...kissing her frog-cam saying,
"some day my prints will come,
til then, back to the pond"!

[rayheinrich]

   University of Texas
   Alpha Chi Omega
   smell of sushi

[Wildcard]

Texas
where everything
is a little bigger

[Erthona]

Tex-ass
bigger
my ass

[rayheinrich]

     old pond
     rains fish
     smell of dynamite 
     
     
     
     the fish smiles
     and i
     smile back
     
     
     
     the fish sits 
     no need
     for feet

[Erthona]

New clear
multi-headed fish,
better than oil!

[Wildcard]

Multi-head
two chicks
at once

[rayheinrich]

   old pond
   fish
   no chicks

[billy]

old pond
full of frogs and newts
new pond

[Wildcard]

flat land
six sticks of TNT
new pond

[rayheinrich]

mk-41 lithium-6 deuteride fusion fueled three-stage thermonuclear radiation implosion device*
new lake
mutant frogs

* Highest yield nuclear weapon ever deployed by the U.S. (Russia, of course, has bigger ones.)

[srijantje]

old pond
no chicks
smells fishy

[Leanne]

in ponds
old chicks
smell fishy

[popeye]

in ponds
crabby old chicks
smell fishy

[Leanne]

in ponds
smelly old chicks
give fish crabs