11-17-2014, 06:03 AM
"How is your little ant farm doing, sir?"
"Hrm, just great, Lucy, Adam and Eve are at it like bunnies."
"I still really don't see the point of it, sir, you already had us."
"Yes, but you cannot disobey so I could never be a god."
"And they have disobeyed you sir?"
"Well, no, but they could if they wanted to."
"Oh. And what have you told them to do?"
"Well, for one, I told them to go at it like bunnies."
"But wouldn't they do that anyway?"
"Yes, I suppose so. How am I supposed to get them to disobey me so I can be god?"
"You just have to tell them not to do something and wait for them to do it anyway."
"Now you're just being silly Lucifer."
"Hrm, just great, Lucy, Adam and Eve are at it like bunnies."
"I still really don't see the point of it, sir, you already had us."
"Yes, but you cannot disobey so I could never be a god."
"And they have disobeyed you sir?"
"Well, no, but they could if they wanted to."
"Oh. And what have you told them to do?"
"Well, for one, I told them to go at it like bunnies."
"But wouldn't they do that anyway?"
"Yes, I suppose so. How am I supposed to get them to disobey me so I can be god?"
"You just have to tell them not to do something and wait for them to do it anyway."
"Now you're just being silly Lucifer."