11-17-2014, 06:31 AM
"I saw you in the garden talking to those humans, Lucifer."
"Don't be silly, Gabriel. You saw a serpent cuddling up to a woman."
"The serpent was talking and it sounded just like you."
"Oh right, a talking snake. You should go and see if Raphael's got a pill for those delusions of yours."
"I'm going to have to tell Jove that you've been mucking about with his pets."
"Think about it, Gabe. If I've done anything, it must have been because Jove wanted me to, because we can't disobey him. Ever. Everything we do is for him."
"He told them not to go near that tree. They're going near that tree, Lucifer. Did you tell them to go near that tree? They shouldn't do that. He told them not to do that. I'm dobbing."
"Oh, don't be such a pussy, Gabriel. It's all part of his plan, even if he hasn't figured it out yet."
"Don't be silly, Gabriel. You saw a serpent cuddling up to a woman."
"The serpent was talking and it sounded just like you."
"Oh right, a talking snake. You should go and see if Raphael's got a pill for those delusions of yours."
"I'm going to have to tell Jove that you've been mucking about with his pets."
"Think about it, Gabe. If I've done anything, it must have been because Jove wanted me to, because we can't disobey him. Ever. Everything we do is for him."
"He told them not to go near that tree. They're going near that tree, Lucifer. Did you tell them to go near that tree? They shouldn't do that. He told them not to do that. I'm dobbing."
"Oh, don't be such a pussy, Gabriel. It's all part of his plan, even if he hasn't figured it out yet."
It could be worse